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Originally Posted by fhqwhgads
What if the magpie is secretly a comrade of Robin Hood's? The magpie collects all the gold, leaving Robin free to deal with Jeff. Later, at an undisclosed Waffle House, the magpie and Robin meet to exchange the gold for... um.... I dunno.... some blueberry syrup.
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that's probably the most insane conspiracy theory I've ever heard 
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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