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1. yes
2. Bubbles are clear, the white comes from the color of the light they're reflecting/refracting.
3. no
4. We all know that plants can grow
5. In case you're toasting one slice instead of two. If you put the single slice in the wrong side you can screw up the toaster's karma.
6. Hard to answer this one, if I pick it up it goes into an ashtray or garbage can, not back on the floor. Mr. vacuum gets one chance to prove itself, and if found unworthy, must spend the remainder of the day in the "closet of shame".
7. You are cursed.
8. They crawl in between the wire and its insulation.
9. In a cloud of smoke and flames, yes.
10. Ya never know who's packin' heat and is on their last nerve. Accidents happen, let it go.
11. See number 7.
12. Yes.
13. Some of us are never happy unless we have something to complain about.
14. It's not funny to mock the retarded.
15. If at first I don't succeed, then I read the instructions (after digging them out of the garbage).
16. I don't have three friends, and I enjoy my mental illness.
So how did I score? This was a test, right?
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