http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php
You have made 22.34375 gallons and 186.467620625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.5888888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,029,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5720 kittens.
I am curious to see who wins this one... My guess: Flyman.
