i have a funny story to go for that. My ex and I used to have this joke...when i got really REALLY drunk, and she'd come sit next to me, i'd usually have my eyes closed already (just chilling in a seat somewhere) and she'd run her fingers in my hair... on her doing this, i'd say "are you my girlfriend?" and then grab her boobs. She'd giggle and enjoy it, and that would be that. Well, one time a friend of hers came and sat down next to me at a party (guess where this is going)... she runs her fingers through my hair (she's also a good friend of mine) and I say "are you my girlfriend?" as I'm reaching for the chest. I grab her boobs, and immediately realise that, no, they are not my girlfriend's. She was shocked as anything that i'd do that- meanwhile, my ex (was still with me at the time) is LAUGHING HER ASS OFF across the room. I pull my hands in and hold them under my arms, and then open my eyes slowly to see who i groped. Everything worked out fine, everyone thought it was funny as hell, especially my girl and her friend, who later both made me grope her for real, to make up for a half-grope earlier. Good times.
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