09-16-2004, 09:43 AM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by Shizukana
					
				 
				It's always been sort of a running joke in comedies and whatever that women sometimes fake orgasms.  I've asked my girlfriend of four years about this a few different times, and she's assured me that she wouldn't do such a thing. 
 
So, we were watching a Wanda Sykes comedy special, and she's talking about faking orgasms and the thought process behind it.  My girlfriend starts laughing hysterically, and I kind of give her a quizzical "ummm wtf?" kind of look.  She then proceeds to tell me something to the effect of, "That's so true!"  I glare, and she says, "But honestly, I've only done it probably twice in the entire time we've been together." 
 
Twice in four years is not a lot, granted.  But it still pisses me off that she would lie about it, and then try to pass it off as okay just because it's only happened a few times.  Faking an orgasm, to me, would be like me saying, "Yes honey, I think you look lovely in that dress!" when I really think it's ugly and she looks like a (insert word here) in it.  It's a ruse, and I don't appreciate it. 
 
I guess my question is, should I be so upset about it?  I feel justified in being upset, but I guess I'm looking to find out if I'm the only one who feels this way. 
 
Thanks... 
			
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 Hint: If she's saying twice she means that like...hmmmm...say....Twenty times Twice.  
		
		
		
		
		
			
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