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Originally Posted by slimshaydee
Does a bear crap in the woods? There's your answer
Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
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That would be because a bird in the hand produces half as much fertilizer as two in the bush.
If dead men tell no tales is that because truth is stranger than fiction?
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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