My ex (only had one) contended that I was the best she'd had at that time... though we went on a break after which she had to admit that I'd been beaten

She said it's cause the guy had a Prince Albert -- it's hard to compete with that if she's into that kind of thing.
It slipped my mind to check toes, but she did claim to be anorgasmic before she met me, as well as never having received oral sex before (I love giving oral). I guess finding her g-spot helped too, though I can't claim to be the first there (again -- didn't ask)
Whatever else could have been said about that relationship, it was a great opportunity to put the theory into practice, which I can appreciate as a scientist. Mind you, I'm not gonna ask her now for posterity
