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Here is my paltry contribution:
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Why did the Buddha refuse Novocain during his root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Why can't the Buddha vacuum his couch?
Because he has no attachments.
How many Kennedy's does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the rooms starts spinning.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
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DB.
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Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.
Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan
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