I hate it with all my being.
I curse it, my eyes and my ears everytime I stumble across it channel surfing.
I'm slack-jawed in utter amazement that it was ever considered funny by anyone... my pot-plants have better senses of humour.
I celebrate the day it was cancelled by opening a bottle of champagne and running around naked.
I secretly stick pins in the dolls of its writers and producers.
I laugh... well, never in any connection with this show whatsoever.
The Simpsons, on the other hand, is pure comedy gold.
Mr Mephisto
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