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Toshuno · 08-27-2004, 08:51 AM

Well all you guys and gals seem to have really interesting stories of what you have seen, what you have done and what you have been doing. Before this morning i realised my life was somewhat boring. But then this morning happened. It all seems more trivial now, and im not sure if you want to read this but hey.

Woke up this morning, had to get up to go home to feed my cats, so i walk through to the bathroom wearing my boxer shorts. See a person walking past the window (3rd floor flat with outside balcony type thing) so i think oh its the postman, so i go back to my room to get some clothes on, when theres a knock at the door. So i get changed quickly and go to the door..... Where no one was. Oh thinks I, they mustve gone. So i go back to the toilet. Then im sitting there (yes on the toilet), and i hear this scratch behind me, so i turns round to see my f*cking next door neighbour (skanky blonde 30 something) at the window which was frosted glass, with a bloody screw driver. Away to start bashing at the latch bit of my slightly open window.

So rush out the bathroom, stand in the hall way for a second then think to my self..... oh my god wtf am i going to do. So i rush out the front door.... and theres no one there. So obviously she had sprinted accross to her door and gone inside instead of the other option of running down the stairs and killing herself in the process which wouldve been a damn shame.

Bloody hell.

Silly bint.
Police cant do anything cos they need more witnesses, but one of them believed her story that she was coming accross to get our mail sorted (theyve been stealing our parcels but claim they havent) so i asked if normal people knock on windows with screwdrivers, and he has the cheek to tell me that i had just woken up so she may have been just knocking on it with her hands (and this screwdriver was a figament of my imagination). Then SPRINTING AWAY. As one does when theyre looking to talk to you.

I realise this isnt much you can actually comment on but i was just wondering if anyone else has had any problems with neighbours, or anything similar. Also any ways i should now get my own back at them

One suggestion was to put a hose in their overflow pipe and flood them out

Anyhooo gotta go home to feed the starving cats now because this bitch wrecked my day.

08-27-2004, 08:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
Toshuno Upright Location: Dundee, Scotland	Attempted Burglary Well all you guys and gals seem to have really interesting stories of what you have seen, what you have done and what you have been doing. Before this morning i realised my life was somewhat boring. But then this morning happened. It all seems more trivial now, and im not sure if you want to read this but hey. Woke up this morning, had to get up to go home to feed my cats, so i walk through to the bathroom wearing my boxer shorts. See a person walking past the window (3rd floor flat with outside balcony type thing) so i think oh its the postman, so i go back to my room to get some clothes on, when theres a knock at the door. So i get changed quickly and go to the door..... Where no one was. Oh thinks I, they mustve gone. So i go back to the toilet. Then im sitting there (yes on the toilet), and i hear this scratch behind me, so i turns round to see my f*cking next door neighbour (skanky blonde 30 something) at the window which was frosted glass, with a bloody screw driver. Away to start bashing at the latch bit of my slightly open window. So rush out the bathroom, stand in the hall way for a second then think to my self..... oh my god wtf am i going to do. So i rush out the front door.... and theres no one there. So obviously she had sprinted accross to her door and gone inside instead of the other option of running down the stairs and killing herself in the process which wouldve been a damn shame. Bloody hell. Silly bint. Police cant do anything cos they need more witnesses, but one of them believed her story that she was coming accross to get our mail sorted (theyve been stealing our parcels but claim they havent) so i asked if normal people knock on windows with screwdrivers, and he has the cheek to tell me that i had just woken up so she may have been just knocking on it with her hands (and this screwdriver was a figament of my imagination). Then SPRINTING AWAY. As one does when theyre looking to talk to you. I realise this isnt much you can actually comment on but i was just wondering if anyone else has had any problems with neighbours, or anything similar. Also any ways i should now get my own back at them One suggestion was to put a hose in their overflow pipe and flood them out Anyhooo gotta go home to feed the starving cats now because this bitch wrecked my day.