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Old 08-26-2004, 04:07 AM   #78 (permalink)
Jay You Dee
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Location: Cleveland, TN
First time me and the g/f had sex. Was my first time... she'd done it quite a bit with her ex-b/f so I assumed it was all okay. Well, we start going, and she's riding me. I look up to see tears streaming down then she keels over and gets off of me to lay down beside me. I look at the condom as I take it off, and there is blood running down it. Apparently the ex-b/f was so small he never actually "broke in." And since she was used to just jumping on down on his, she did the same to mine... that was a nice experience! Painful all around - she had to let that heal up, get back in the state of mind to ever do it again, and to top it all off those blue balls hurt like a bitch~

Just one of those lovely, painful, embarassing situations that everyone vows -never- to speak of
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