ruggerp, your 'bent my wookie' statement made me fall off my chair laughing!
Ok, mine is this: Last year I'm fooling around with a girl I know in her dorm room. We were both drinking, and needless to say I was kinda hammered. She starts giving me head, and doesn't open up wide enough. I had some marks on my unit the next day that made me think I got head from a woodchuck. stung like a bitch when I took a shower in the dorm for about a week. (water pressure was burly)
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