Originally Posted by hossified

my best story is: in university, nailing my gf (at the time) in the shower.....I was leaning my back against the wall and she put her arms around my neck and I basically hoisted her up.....well.....just as it got close to the happy ending, the shower wall breaks....and I fall through it and and land on the floor on the other side.....basically I squeezed between the wall braces, though a tile wall! My ass was all cut up and I bruised my back and hip pretty good. My gf was able to hop off though right before I fell though, so she was stnding in the shower while I was on the ground in pain. Real hard part was trying to explain to her roomates why the wall broke (and her landlord!)

long live the HOIST