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Note to Bill:
The next time you want to strangle your teenage daughter...just remember how proud you were of her, the first time she went down a slide all by herself.
Oh...and don't forget...she's probably going to be the one picking out your nursing home...a lot sooner than you think.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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