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It's not that I'm less safe because I drive a small car, it's that I'm less safe because other people drive SUVs. Honestly, I don't know what it is with people, but they get in an SUV and think they own the road. I've almost smashed my little Saturn numerous times dodging idiot SUV drivers. If you don't have five or more children, live in Nome, Alaska, or play a large musical instrument professionally, what do you need an SUV for? And don't even get me started on those stupid penis-extension pickup trucks.
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Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
I am large. I contain multitudes.
-Walt Whitman, Song of Myself
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