I'm glad you changed the question to a "crappy" power, because this would have been my answer for a regular power, too, and that's just embarassing.
I want the ability to flick my thumb and have it light on fire. Like they do in the cartoons. Even before I started smoking cigars, when I was adamantly against smoking, I desperately wanted this power. If I were ever given three wishes, this would definitely be one of them.
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"If I cannot smoke cigars in heaven, I shall not go!"
- Mark Twain
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