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Originally posted by Averett
Yall do have pet beavers though right? right??
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Yeah and sometimes when they are done the dishes, vacuuming and laundry, we actually let them eat and maybe talk.
Last year I was in New England for a few days and meet a couple in a bar that were from Rhode Island. My cellphone rang and the guy actually said to me,."Wow, you have that technology in Canada?" I responded by saying, "Well the Canadian government was going to string millions of miles of phone cable to get everyone connected but figured instead giving everyone a cellphone would be more productive and cost efficient." I'm not kidding. Anyways the guy and his wife were good sports so I bought them a good imported Canadian bottle of beer. I think it was Molson Golden.