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Geez, I'm all over the place.
I've taken 30 minute showers using up all of the hot water in the house in the winter.
The shortest was probably during high school when I could shower, shave, dress, the works and be out the door within 15 minutes.
Normally though I spend somewhere around 8-13 minutes in the shower.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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