07-28-2004, 01:26 PM
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#143 (permalink)
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Insane
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Re: Lil' Johnny
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Originally posted by duckduck
One day little Johnny ran up to his Pa and asked "Hey, Pa, how come when the chicken died, it laid on it's back with it's legs in the air?"
Pa, thinking fast, answered "Well, son, you see it did that so it'd be easy for God to reach down and take the chicken by the legs and haul him on up to heaven."
Later that week, when Pa came back from a trip to the feed store, little Johnny ran up to him. "Pa! Pa! Ma almost died today!" exclaimed little Johnny.
"Slow down, son, and tell me what happened." said Pa.
"Well, I was going upstairs to get my baseball glove, and when I walked past your room, Ma was on her back with her legs in the air, just like the chicken! She was yelling 'Oh, I'm coming! I'm coming!' and if it hadn't been for Uncle Steve holding her down, we'd a lost her for sure!"
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Don't mean to be a stick in the mud, but it supposed to say, "Oh God I'm coming."
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That is my 2 cents.
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