Other than my penis?
I have a navy blue shirt that says MICHIGAN on it. I've had it for 14 years now, and the damn thing is still too big for me. I wear it around the house all the time.
My dad has a hippie-ish flowered windbreaker that he got in the late 60s. I always thought it was white with flowers on it. One day, I passed somebody who had the exact same one, except it was blue. I realized later, when looking at the inside of my dad's sleeves, that his was blue too - just worn from the sun while he wore it in both the summer and the winter. He still wears it all the time, and I use it whenever I'm cold (and he doesn't have it on).
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