Jam, a stake in the heart is not for zombies, it is for vampires. Even then a vampire is only immobilized and you still need to chop of it's head and either fill it with garlic or burn it and mix the ashes with holy wafer.
See, if violent video games were banned the entire human race would probably fall to something as simple as a zombie invasion! Maybe those in the know should make a pamphlet...
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