Gay Niggers from Outer Space
A few years ago I'd heard about this on a message board, and even though it was actually listed by title only on IMDB, I thought it might be a joke. Well, I was wrong--sort of. It is a tour de force of sci-fi gay black cinema and it's a shame it's actually only a short film. The premise is that gay black men are the most evolved beings in the universe and it is their duty to free males everywhere from female oppression. The movie follows a particular spaceship, the Ring Musculaturus II, and its crew with such eminent members as Capt. B. Dick and Gay Agent Arminass. Hijinks ensue when they discover that planet Earth is plagued with *gasp*... females. The funny thing is, they don't even initially know what females are but they're well aware of the concept of being gay. They then systematically send each crew member to a certain region of Earth to disintegrate women with their ray guns (yet they don't send the German-speaking Mr. Schwul to Germany).
If the plot weren't campy enough, the special effects are horrible, the voices are dubbed, and most of it's in grainy black-and-white. Nonetheless, I recommend this to anyone who can appreciate a movie that's so bad it's good (and it almost wraps around and becomes bad again).
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