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All my friends are guys, cept for 3. And only 1 of them lives around me. All of them that used to hang out with the gang kept ditching us (guys and me), so I just kept hanging out with them.
I like the stuff the guys do. Just relax, not crazy gossip and backstabbing. Its scary how Im understanding theyre ways of talking and their inside stuff. If someone said something remotely close to a spoon, you would automatically say "my spoons to big... I am a banana". Its from some commercial cartoonist.
I catch myself at work quoting and joking around with the girls and they have no clue what Im talking about. Apparently I smoke cheap crack. I am this close to getting my honorary penis.
I hang out with one guy in particular, mostly because he has enough fundage and time to spend as much as I do. A lot of our own friends ask us both if were dating. I hate that so much. Why cant a man and a woman hang out all the time? We can be best friends and not date or fuck. If he were a girl, it would be ok..or vise versa. We seriously need to stop thinking in the dark ages.
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