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Rainbow Bright vs. Strawberry Shortcake - Rainbow, duh.
Xena: Warrior Princess vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Xena. She's got that whole armor thing goin' on.
Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson - I think it'd be kind of neat to force whoever wins to eat the remains of the other. Their combined weight might equal something resembling normal.
Bush and Cheney vs. Kerry and Edwards - That's a tough one. Kerry and Cheney are pretty evenly matched - Kerry's a puss, and Cheney's got a bad heart. Edwards looks like he could probably take Bush - maybe help Kerry out afterwards?
Rikki Lake vs. Jenny Jones vs. Leeza Gibbons vs. Oprah
Oprah. She'd sit on them.
John Wayne vs. Johnny Cash vs. Clint Eastwood
THIS would be an amazing fight. I, of course, would have to put my vote in for Cash, but it certainly would be a damn good fight.
James Bond vs. Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones, no question. Without his gadgets, Bond is just another stuffed suit.
Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck
Damon. That man has so much anger pent up inside, it's scary.
Lindsey Lohan vs. Hillary Duff
I dunno. I'm sure I'll be just as happy either way, so long as one of them (or both!) dies.
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Doing my best not to end up like Kathleen Chang.
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