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Originally posted by Bill O'Rights
Actually....many years ago, when I was an Air Force cop, the holding cells were painted pink. Pink was found to have a calming effect on the prisoners. That is fact.
Now, as for pretty pink undies...I really don't wanna know how that's going to have a calming effect. But, on the other hand, I suppose that if I'm in a *ahem* position to where another prisoner is in view of my undies...then yeah, I'd want him to be calm. Real calm.
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If I remember correctly, the pink underwear isn't to calm the prisoners, but to stop them from stealing them. I didn't understand how they were stealing them, but I guess it was a major problem until they were pink.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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