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There is one on TechTV that was fucking annoying as hell. At the very beginning of the commercial about 20 monitors arranged in a wedge would flash "ALERT!" and an annoying, obnoxious sound that was TWICE AS LOUD AS YOUR NORMAL VOLUME would come on.
If I see it one more time I'll spend the money, go to a pay-phone and yell at the poor fucker on the other end.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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