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Charlatan · 06-30-2004, 10:17 AM

Some people will go to great lengths to worship at the alter of the Giant Hamburger...

The best thing about worshipping the GH is that it welcomes all denominations:

All Dressed - much like the Catholic church this order is very fancy but can make you nauseous if mass consumed

Just Ketchup - usually the training ground for younger converts not ready for something as outlandish as All Dressed

Naked - for the Franciscan wannabe there is nothing more complete than a bare bones burger... curses to the fancy pants, corrupted souls who would deign to garnish their lord and saviour.

The Gourmet - only sirloin will make the cut... exotic cheeses and condiments... the most garish of the garnish. These followers wear their new found religion on their sleeves (and frequently their laps as well... what is it with people who can't see when enough is enough). They are often found trying to win over Giant Hotdog eaters with the appeal of their larger condiment holding surfaces...

The rest of the followers are ususally well meaning people who just appreciate all of the yummy goodness found in each and every combination of their own version of hamburger perfection... they are even know to share the grill with hotdogs, turkey and veggie burgers and (gasp) chicken satay...

I leave you now to celebrate the high holiday of the Giant Hamburger...

Ladies and gentlemen... start your grills and prepare the fireworks for the July 1 and July 4 midsummer celebration of the Giant Hamburger.

06-30-2004, 10:17 AM	#19 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Some people will go to great lengths to worship at the alter of the Giant Hamburger... The best thing about worshipping the GH is that it welcomes all denominations: All Dressed - much like the Catholic church this order is very fancy but can make you nauseous if mass consumed Just Ketchup - usually the training ground for younger converts not ready for something as outlandish as All Dressed Naked - for the Franciscan wannabe there is nothing more complete than a bare bones burger... curses to the fancy pants, corrupted souls who would deign to garnish their lord and saviour. The Gourmet - only sirloin will make the cut... exotic cheeses and condiments... the most garish of the garnish. These followers wear their new found religion on their sleeves (and frequently their laps as well... what is it with people who can't see when enough is enough). They are often found trying to win over Giant Hotdog eaters with the appeal of their larger condiment holding surfaces... The rest of the followers are ususally well meaning people who just appreciate all of the yummy goodness found in each and every combination of their own version of hamburger perfection... they are even know to share the grill with hotdogs, turkey and veggie burgers and (gasp) chicken satay... I leave you now to celebrate the high holiday of the Giant Hamburger... Ladies and gentlemen... start your grills and prepare the fireworks for the July 1 and July 4 midsummer celebration of the Giant Hamburger. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke Last edited by Charlatan; 06-30-2004 at 11:43 AM..