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Kush · 05-06-2003, 02:55 PM

The first time was a trip to the bathroom to, er.. dispose of the evidence. So i'd finished, and cleaned up, and the bathroom is opposite my door. I normally peek out, but other things must've been on my mind - my wang was still out. So i walk out the door and i see my dad. I just jumped as far as i could and i was out of his view. I was like 'oh fuck shit'. As i left the bathroom i saw him sitting on my bed... with porn on the screen. I can't think of what the fuck was distracting me, but i wish i'd payed more attention in finishing him. So i pretend no to notice him and head off to watch tv. I go back 10 minutes later and he's gone. The next week was a bit uncomfortable, but he just jokes about it now. Even to relatives. He's like 'Yeah, he's got a cable connection now, so whenever i walk in i see his screen and WOOSH the porn's gone.'
I just go, 'Hehe... yeah.'
My mum knows i do i anyway, so fuck getting caught. In fact, i might as well jack it with the door open and one of my parents would just shut the door for me.

05-06-2003, 02:55 PM	#39 (permalink)
Kush Insane Location: Ecosse.	The first time was a trip to the bathroom to, er.. dispose of the evidence. So i'd finished, and cleaned up, and the bathroom is opposite my door. I normally peek out, but other things must've been on my mind - my wang was still out. So i walk out the door and i see my dad. I just jumped as far as i could and i was out of his view. I was like 'oh fuck shit'. As i left the bathroom i saw him sitting on my bed... with porn on the screen. I can't think of what the fuck was distracting me, but i wish i'd payed more attention in finishing him. So i pretend no to notice him and head off to watch tv. I go back 10 minutes later and he's gone. The next week was a bit uncomfortable, but he just jokes about it now. Even to relatives. He's like 'Yeah, he's got a cable connection now, so whenever i walk in i see his screen and WOOSH the porn's gone.' I just go, 'Hehe... yeah.' My mum knows i do i anyway, so fuck getting caught. In fact, i might as well jack it with the door open and one of my parents would just shut the door for me. __________________ I like this forum. A lot.