p0thead

Read this somewhere so I'm trying to retell it with the best of my abilities.... (marijuana affects the memory...)

The teacher of a 3rd grade class instructed her students to go home and ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral. When it was Steve's turn, he was anxious to share his story. My father told me, "When uncle John was in the Vietnam war, he had to bail out over enemy territory armed with only a flask of whiskey and a pistol. Despite being outnumbered 15 to 1, uncle John managed to shoot 13 charlies and kill 2 with his bare hands." Shocked, the teacher asked what the moral of that story was. To which Steve replied, "don't fuck with uncle John when he's drinking."