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Originally posted by la petite moi
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
20. You can open all your own jars.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
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I've seen lots of exceptions for the above.
#3 depends only on the woman (so don't blame it on guys
). People still call my mother by her maiden name even though she's been married for 25 years.
#4 depends on the guy... although I wouldn't use a garage for the purpose you're probably thinking of...
#16 depends on the guy... new shoes usually give me blisters for a week or so, until I break them in.
#17... uhm, ok.
#18... yeah right, I've seen guys talk on phones for friggin
hours... even when it's not their woman on the other end!
#20 again depends on the woman. If you want to live with weak arms/wrists, so be it.
#31... depends on if the guy is or has been involved in white collar situations...
#35... I can "do" my nails with my teeth. And frequently do.
Nice list of stereotypes...