It could be worse. Instead of lunch with you and her mother she could be getting banged by some young strapping Spanish buck with a foot long dong.
Maybe she just wants your attention. Could be her way of showing you she ain't getting enough. (Notices Spanish dude around corner flexing muscles and eating a breath mint). 
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" In Canada, you can tell the most blatant lie in a calm voice, and people will believe you over someone who's a little passionate about the truth." David Warren, Western Standard.
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