I've never been caught myself. Had a couple of close calls when I was still living at home though.
I did walk in on my grandfather (bless his soul) about 2 years ago while he was whacking away at it furiously. He had alzheimers and this was about a month before he died. He wouldnt snap out of it so I just grabbed a blanket and threw it over him so at least noone else would see it overtly :P
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