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S'mores is a nice snack composed of Graham crackers, a piece of chocolate, and a nice roasted marshmellow.
Coke, Xerox, it's not really a major triumph, just in many places the company that invents, perfects, or for some reason no one can quite explain it just becomes apart of American language.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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