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Originally posted by mrbuck12000
My girlfriend recently stopped smoking, which is grate since i've turned into a health nut lately.
but she asked if i would if I would rather have her smoking or be fat? my re-action was that i thought it was an un-fair question and that both are un-healthy. She is not over-weight nor am i. But, she felt that i should say fat right away and that was an easy answer for her!
Gee honey does this dress make me look fat...kinda question if you ask me!!!!!
I need help what should i have said?
mr b
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The trick to loaded and pointed questions is deflect, deflect, deflect. Try to find a double meaning in one of the words and use a pun for an answer.
My suggestion:
Girlfriend: Would you rather have me smoking or be fat ?
Nanofever: Well darling, your body is already smoking, so I guess I will have to go with fat.
Girlfriend: That's not what I meant.
Nanofever: Then ask what you mean.
Girlfriend: *slight growl*
From that point, the question has been answered by deflection and you should be able to lovely relationship bullshit an answer that she wants to hear.
/is a horribly manipulative person who should not be allowed within 50ft of a woman, take advice at your own risk.