Here is my list from this
thread.
1. Michael Eisner – He’s a tool and has an evil smile… Mickey is Gay
2. Fred Durst – Do I have to explain this one?
3. Tom Hanks – Should have stopped after Bosom Buddies… I’m serious
4. Jodie Foster – She just never sat well with me… Hannibal should have eaten her.
5. Don Trump – I’d kick him then fuck his daughter Ivanka in the ass
6. Mike Piazza – His hair is too pretty for the MLB and he wondered why every one thought he was gay
7. Marilyn Manson – Being weird isn’t cool anymore. I’m waiting for the sex change.
8. Howard Stern – The one guy from Texas that still listens to him just got a day job…Sorry
9. Bill O’Reilly – No real reason… it would just be funny to get on his show then kick him in the head
10. All the winners and future winner of American Idol – SHUT THE FUCK UP
11. Joan Rivers – I don’t know anyone that wouldn’t want to see her bleeding from the mouth.
12. Regis Philbin – Yeah… he’s old but he still needs to get booted
13. Justin Timberlake – It’s not even cool for Michael Jackson to act like Michael Jackson
14. Carson Daly – Who is this ma’fucker and why is he still on TV?
15. Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Sean Combs – Give up. No one cares what you name is. You killed Biggie.
16. Ashton Kutcher – 14:59… Next?
17. Bill Gates – Nerdy piece of shit has taken over my life without my say. He needs to die. Thank you.
18. Jared The Subway Guy – You’re fat… you will always be fat. Have a steak.
19. Dave Mathews – Even though he helped get me laid in high school… you’re done, hippie fuck.
20. Eminem – Still white. Will never be black. Will never be Run DMC. Shut the fuck up.