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EQ: "Mr. Homer please accept this six pound bucket of frozen shrimp as compensation for your food poisoning."
Homer: "Hey this shrimp isn't frozen, and it smells funny"
Apu: "Ok, twelve pounds!"
Homer: "Woohoo!"
*Sound of ambulance siren*
IDQ No 1: New Orleans is correct, but I was going for the stamp collecting thing.
Big Daddy: "Mon Cher, New Orleans is my town, I got interests, and I don't mean stamp collecting! Though I do find that very interesting."
Skinny Boy: "Yeah well that makes two of us."
IDQ No 2: Otto: "If you need proof of my identity I wrote my name on my underwear... oh wait, these aren't mine."
Skinner: "That's it young man! Until you get a licence and wear your own underwear you're not driving that bus anywhere!"
IDQ No 3: Charlie uses his sister's wooden leg as a lucky bat in the Homer at the Bat episode in series three.
Nice work Jerome.
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