Holy Shit.
Heres the story. I surf TFP late at night, and when i have to take a piss.....i piss. Outside. Off of my deck.....because i can, and its a very liberating thing for me. Anyways, i start pissing off my deck blindly into the night darkness. I do it semi-often, and nothing odd has ever happened, but as i piss this time;something hisses VERY loud and scampers away flinging rocks, and i simpily stiffen up, and fall over on the deck, urinating still, scared SHITLESS. I guess i pissed on a racoon. I felt i had to share this....and i guess its nonsense.
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