bahaha!
At my last summer job, there were "bums" in the basement parking lot pissing on cars. I know the managers car got pissed on. My coworkers were walking to their cars in the lot and heard some squeaking and dripping water err yea the sewage pipes were exploding. For one of the guys, just as he got into the car the whole pipe exploded and there was shit spraying and pouring everywhere and he rushed outta the place asap. I worked there just as we were moving to another location. Thank-goodness i cant drive
