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Last time I had food poisoning, I was in the fetal position in agonizing pain with explosive fluiid release out of both ends. You'll know it's food poisoning because you won't be able to stand, and you will puke harder and further than ANY drunk you know has ever puked from drinking too much. You will know when you get food poisoning. You'll be lucky if you have a bathtub IMMEDIATELY infront of the toilet, because it WILL come out simultaneously at some point.
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