Being single is great until you turn out the lights. There's an incredible freedom to being alone, but sometimes things can get too heavy for one person to carry and those are the times you look around and see all the happy couples surrounding you. Then you start to feel like you were late to class. Your friends start to couple-up together and then they only do things with other couples so you start to lose friends too. Then you get over it and start to feel too cool for relationships and their ilk. Like you're Caine from Kung Fu, or a Jedi, or some other bullshit. Then you realize that since college you no longer meet single women. Everywhere you turn you see diamond rings and wedding invitations. Then you get used to it, put your feet up and wait for the first round of divorcees.
