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End User · 05-13-2004, 05:09 PM

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her electric wheelchair, and loves
to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on two wheels and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her, and some of the males actually join in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arms outstretched. "Stop", he said, in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?". Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a lolly wrapper and held it up to
him. "Ok" he said and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on two wheels, Weird Harold
popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP, have you got proof of insurance?". Ethel dug into her handbag and pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "carry on Madam".
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy
Colin stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very
sizeable erection in his hand. "Oh no" said Ethel, not the breathalyser again."

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End User Insane Location: Sydney, Australia	Nursing Home Humor Ethel is a bit of a demon in her electric wheelchair, and loves to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on two wheels and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her, and some of the males actually join in. One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arms outstretched. "Stop", he said, in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?". Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a lolly wrapper and held it up to him. "Ok" he said and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on two wheels, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP, have you got proof of insurance?". Ethel dug into her handbag and pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "carry on Madam". As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Colin stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable erection in his hand. "Oh no" said Ethel, not the breathalyser again." __________________ People who have no faults are terrible!