Things of this nature are not able to be put aside with a cute smile and an I'm sorry sir.
For the next year you will be banished from the community after which you will be publicly cained in the town square.
You will get a week for your lacerations to heal and then you will be taken in front of a council consisting of Ozzy Ozbourne, Zakk Wylde and the rest of the crew to determine if you have truly rehabilitated.
I pray for you sir, we all do.
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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Menoman is my hero. He masturbates with Brillo pads. And likes it.
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