Or bar maid, waitress, teacher, hooker, etc...
whichever variety of female you happen to get near too...
For me, I can pick scents out from across the room, and they do very strange and unusual things to me.
Organza
Obsession
Sunflowers
Aqua Di Gio for women
Moschino
L'eau d'Issey for women
Obsession and Issey, on the right woman (scents do smell slightly different on different people), give me the horn in a big way.
Obsession has been known to rouse the beast from it's slumbers without even laying eyes on the, hopefully, female wearer...
I Love Parfum.
(i did a quick search and didnt see this particular topic - whip me if i'm a bad boy. Please.)