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If I were God I'd make all the white people black and all the black people asian and all the asian people hispanic and all the hispanic people 15 feet tall.
All murderers would be turned into kittens.
Theives would be turned into hemroids on the murderer kittens' asses.
Grilled T-bone steaks would become cheap and available everywhere.
Hamsters would be given sedatives.
My son might actually behave for once.
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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.
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