Army-Navy has to be number one. No question on that. With people going on and on about bad role models and such in sports, you'd be hard pressed to find someone bad in this rivalry.
One of my favorites though has been the Packers and Bears. Not only is there the history, but also playing up here in the midwest there are some games in absolutely nasty weather. My favorite was the Monday Night game Halloween night. The wind was blowing so hard, when the Bears punter lined up and kicked a perfect punt that would have gone 50 yards on a normal day, it went up, floated for a little while, and came back, ending in about a 7 yard punt.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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