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Old 04-30-2004, 12:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
MooseMan3000
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Hm. As for my training, I would have to echo just about everyone, and say two short swords of some type, slightly curved. I would prefer slightly heavier than wakizashi style, but something along those lines. Light-medium armor, not meant to take any serious blows, but to help deflect for when I'm just a mite too slow.

If I look at my ACTUAL fighting style, I would have to say some sort of a badass mace. Heavy enough to knock someone over, with a spattering of very sharp spikes on it. You know, to go with the whole badass theme. When I fight, I step in, hit once, and leave - job's finished. And I think a mace fits that description nicely. And light chain mail, so I could step in fast enough to deal the damage, but it would still bear the brunt of their death throes.

Of course, if we're talking fantasy, it's totally different. I would be about 10 feet tall and carry the biggest fucking battleax you've ever seen. And I wouldn't need any armor, because nothing could pierce my Ultra Skin of Defense [+4... million]. I imagine I would look much like Bill Murray playing golf in Cadddyshack. Picture the flowers, only those are my enemies. "Oh it's in the hole!" Heh.
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