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Who would I like to see as president?
Michael Moore.
Just so I could tune into Scarbourugh Country and hear how shitty of a job he is doing as president, then tune into Jimmy Kimmel and Conan O'Brien and hear about how fat he his.
Would be absolutely horrible for the country, but at least I'd have a good laugh.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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