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My word is my bond.
If you've ever heard the expression "wears his heart on his sleeve", and you understand it, then you know a lot about me. I am a very open and honest person.
"Honey, do these pants make me look fat?"
"No, dear. It's not the pants, it's the extra 20 pounds you're carrying on your ass."
I know. I'm a real pain in the ass to live with.
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