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Originally posted by tecoyah
NY Roast-
After a complete review of the presidents war record, a glaring discrepancy has come to light.
George W. Bush, while in the Texas Air Nat'l Guard, was claimed to have had three(3) cavities and a loose filling. However, this reporter has found that the level of decay in his left upper bicuscus, was not so severe as to merit the term "Cavity". In fact Dr. theodore biswell, the base dentist remembers specifically the decay was only superficial and did not require the use of drill or filling. Further investigation shows Mr. Bush was regularly late for his appointments, and was entirely absent from scheduled appointments on at least one occasion.
"We expect some level of tardiness from pilots here on the base", Mr. Biswell was quoted as saying."But this guy was only seen on base two or three times a year, and then only for the free dental check ups". A spokesman for Mr Bush explained," Don't you want a president with a pretty smile, this man does after all represent the United States of America".
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If I may borrow a catchphrase....BRILLIANT!
The level of "nitpicky" I've seen in some of these articles is appalling. If you're going to be a Kerry detractor, find something that matters. He's a politician....I'm sure there are some legitimate issues that ol' "live shot" has "waffled on." Put those up, let's discuss them.
To resort to this stuff.
Putting crap like this up here only serves to further polarize the board and, in the end, only serves to lower the collective IQ of it's participants.
Spreading stupidity makes my wookiee cry.