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tecoyah · 04-23-2004, 07:02 PM

jcookc6- just curious.....how long did you serve in Viet Nam?
Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

NY Roast-
After a complete review of the presidents war record, a glaring discrepancy has come to light.
George W. Bush, while in the Texas Air Nat'l Guard, was claimed to have had three(3) cavities and a loose filling. However, this reporter has found that the level of decay in his left upper bicuscus, was not so severe as to merit the term "Cavity". In fact Dr. theodore biswell, the base dentist remembers specifically the decay was only superficial and did not require the use of drill or filling. Further investigation shows Mr. Bush was regularly late for his appointments, and was entirely absent from scheduled appointments on at least one occasion.
"We expect some level of tardiness from pilots here on the base", Mr. Biswell was quoted as saying."But this guy was only seen on base two or three times a year, and then only for the free dental check ups". A spokesman for Mr Bush explained," Don't you want a president with a pretty smile, this man does after all represent the United States of America".

04-23-2004, 07:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	jcookc6- just curious.....how long did you serve in Viet Nam? Sorry, I just couldn't resist. NY Roast- After a complete review of the presidents war record, a glaring discrepancy has come to light. George W. Bush, while in the Texas Air Nat'l Guard, was claimed to have had three(3) cavities and a loose filling. However, this reporter has found that the level of decay in his left upper bicuscus, was not so severe as to merit the term "Cavity". In fact Dr. theodore biswell, the base dentist remembers specifically the decay was only superficial and did not require the use of drill or filling. Further investigation shows Mr. Bush was regularly late for his appointments, and was entirely absent from scheduled appointments on at least one occasion. "We expect some level of tardiness from pilots here on the base", Mr. Biswell was quoted as saying."But this guy was only seen on base two or three times a year, and then only for the free dental check ups". A spokesman for Mr Bush explained," Don't you want a president with a pretty smile, this man does after all represent the United States of America". __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha Last edited by tecoyah; 04-23-2004 at 07:07 PM..